"NO!!!" I shrieked at the hair salon yesterday when I turned to this page in a fashion magazine they'd given me to while away the time. And "NO!!!" is what this poor model should probably have said at any point during the shoot when she was told to wear these ridiculous items and make herself look as gormless as possible. So, too, could any one of the many people who must have been involved in this idea - the photographer, the art director, the brand manager, the magazine s